Come closer it's a secret…
*insert a hushed version of the voice a tweenage girl would use when discussing Justin Bieber*
Yesterday whilst bike riding in centennial park I saw the most stunning, physically perfect example of the male belonging to the species (?) Homo Sapiens. I mean in all fairness such a being should not exist beyond movies and overly photoshopped magazine shoots.
Such chiselled abs, broad shoulders, sculpted arms, rippling back and oh!…. *eyes glaze over*
In all honesty I didn't even get a look at his face in the 30 or so seconds I had to
Eddy says I should have crashed my bike on purpose to get a better look, and now that I think about it, that wasn't such a bad idea… all so I could share the account with you of course… for the betterment of humanity and the collective feminine fantasie of course ;-)
Just thought I should share.
D.
Trust you meet the eye candy when I dont come along :(
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im very jealous!! i agree. next time take a stalker photo for us...then you can "accidently" crash ur bike into him. xoxo
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